Slept Naked Last Night

Climate change is undeniably real, so I wonder why some people still doubt it. Jos, Plateau state, used to be one of the coldest parts of Nigeria, but it can now rival Sokoto or Adamawa in terms of heat.

The heat we have experienced these last couple of days is something else. I had to literally sleep naked last night: thank God I stay alone. A steady supply of electricity has been a blessing to us. I can't begin to imagine what it would be like to sleep at night in this weather without putting on the air conditioner or fan.

It's really sad that Africa isn't responsible for global warming but she is paying a price for it. The richest countries of the world need to put heads together and remedy this problem they created.

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