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Someone Took a Shit Behind my Window

 I heard a weird noise behind my window last night,but I couldn't summon the courage to go out and check what was making the noise.  I was scared to death. I thought witches were having a meeting or something, and I didn't want to intrude and have them use me as the meat for their stew. 

It never crossed my mind that whatever was making creepy noises behind my window was a human eager to take a shit.

I just woke up this morning and discovered a pile of shit behind my window. Whoever dropped that gigantic shit must have gone a week without emptying his bowels. 

I am suspecting the landlord's 8-year old grand son. He has been looking guilty all day. Whenever our gaze meet, he'd avert his. It's unlike him. I can't report him to his granny because I don't have proof and he, most certainly, would deny. 

How do I solve this crime? Could it be that after the witches were done with their meeting, one of them decided to take a shit?


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